yummylatinas.com is run by three childhood friends who decided they spent too much time looking at porn to not want to start sharing it with other people.
It looks like the site is going to be dedicated to perversion from the Latino perspective and highlighting nuestra bellesa (our beauty, a term used to describe well, our Latin hottieness). Tomorrow it might be about making tamales. Who the fuck knows.
None of their other friends or family are aware of the existence of this site, so please don’t try any of that internet detective bullshit. Their alibis are iron-clad.
pinche_puto
pinche_puto runs the damned place, does whatever the hell he wants and is generally a fucking Simon Legree. He’s the guy you want to talk to about contributing, trading links, sending lana to, etc.
che_huero
Short for “pinche huero” (for you non-Chilangos out there), he’s also short compared to pinche_puto. I should know, I measured. che_huero can be seen at Starbucks trying to pick up white chicks on weekday mornings and listening to Morrissey, on whom he has a mad fucking crush, on weekends. He’s a God-damned faggot.
marisa
The girl of the outfit and probably the one out of the 3 of us who masturbates the most. She’s kickass and 80% dyke.